We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.

If You Can't Slam With The Best, Then Jam With The Rest.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.