Just Because You Say Something Doesn't Make

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.