I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.