Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.