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Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Work With A Place In Santa Monica Called Phase Iv. My Doctor Recommended Them To Me When I Started Losing Weight. They Help People Train For Things Like Triathlons Or Biking And Running Races. They Offer Physical Therapists, Testing, Lectures.

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.