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My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.