If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat, You Know? You Get Sick Of It. It Just Really, It's A Tiring Lifestyle To Have.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.