If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

I'm Competitive At Everything.

The Economy Is In Trouble, Schools Are In Trouble, And People Have Been Leaving The City In Droves For A Long, Long Time.