Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.

The Laughs Are Honestly Bigger, ... They Are The Kind Of Unexpected Belly Laughs You Get With Your Friends During Conversation.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

Things Don't Make Me Nearly As Happy As Talking And Having A Beer With My Friends. And That's Something Everyone Can Do.