Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

Learn How To Set Goals. That's The Key To Everything. That Includes Designing Your Own Success. You Define What The Goal Is, It's Not Somebody Else's Goal, It's Yours.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?