I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Now A Jew, In The Dictionary, Is One Who Is Descended From The Ancient Tribes Of Judea, Or One Who Is Regarded As Descended From That Tribe. That's What It Says In The Dictionary; But You And I Know What A Jew Is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And Although There Should Be A Statute Of Limitations For That Crime, It Seems That Those Who Neither Have The Actions Nor The Gait Of Christians, Pagan Or Not, Will Bust Us Out, Unrelenting Dues, For Another Deuce.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

It's The Suppression Of The Word That Gives It The Power, The Violence, The Viciousness.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.