I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.