I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.