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There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.

Children Ought To Watch Pornographic Movies: It's Healthier Than Learning About Sex From Hollywood.

Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.