If You Live In New York, Even

Never Tell. Not If You Love Your Wife...in Fact, If Your Old Lady Walks In On You Deny It. Yeah. Just Flat Out And She'll Believe It: "i'm Tellin' Ya. This Chick Came Downstairs With A Sign Around Her Neck 'lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I Didn't Know What I Was Goin' To Do.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live Gig, So I'm Playing Whichever Show Is Gonna Get Me The Biggest Crowd.