My Only Challenge Was To Tell My

...catholicism Is Like Howard Johnson, And What They Have Are These Franchises And They Give All These People Different Franchises In The Different Countries But They Have One Government, And When You Buy The Howard Johnson Franchise You Can Apply It To The Geography - Whatever's Cool For That Area - And Then You, You Know, Pay The Bread To The Main Office.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.

I Wanted Out Of The Navy So Bad In '45, I Faked Homo To Get A Discharge. It Didn't Matter That The Germans Surrendered, I Knew We Were Heading To Japan And I Was Done With That Scene.

My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!