There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.