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You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

The Biggest Waste Of Brainpower Is To Want To Change Something That's Not Changeable.

I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally, And It Got Bigger Than I Wanted It To.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.