There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.

If You Want To Be A Writer, Just Write. There's No Magic To It.

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

If We Had 3 Million Exhibitionists And Only One Voyeur, Nobody Could Make Any Money.

How Many People Didn't Get A Part Who Would Have Been Better Than The Person Who Got The Part? Thousands.