There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.

The Biggest Waste Of Brainpower Is To Want To Change Something That's Not Changeable.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

I'm Not Interesting Enough On My Own That You'd Want To See A Film About Me.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

If We Had 3 Million Exhibitionists And Only One Voyeur, Nobody Could Make Any Money.