I Can't Not Put Humor In A

Regrets Are Stupid; They Don't Mean Anything And They Don't Add Up To Anything.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

When I Went To Acting School, The Kids That Got The Best Grades Were The Kids That Could Cry On Cue. But It Didn't Really Translate Into Careers For Any Of Them, Because The External Is The Easy Part.

In The Beginning Of Any Career, In Every Job, People Are Always Forcing You To The Middle.

My Mother Was Supportive Without Knowing It. Deep Down She Wanted All The Right Things, She Just Didn't See The World Like I Did, And She's Not Supposed To.