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If You Look At The Best-seller List For American Fiction, They're All Sequels To Detective Stories Or Stories About Hunting Serial Killers. That's What's Called American Fiction These Days.

In The Beginning Of Any Career, In Every Job, People Are Always Forcing You To The Middle.

Donald Trump Announces This Morning That He Will Run For President. His Hair Will Announce On Friday.

In My Screenplays - From The Very Beginning I've Always Used Tape. I Talk My Screenplays. And Then Have Somebody Transcribe Them.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.