I'm Having My Platform Run Up By

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

I'm Having My Platform Run Up By A Movie Set Designer, So It Will Be Very Impressive From The Front, But Not Too Premanent. After All, There's No Sense Putting A Lot Of Time And Thought Into Something You'll Have No Use For After You're Elected.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

This Country Needs Room To Grow And Expand. In All My Own Newspapers I Read Frightful Tales Of The Shameful Atrocities Being Perpetrated On Our Democratic Minorities In Maine And Vermont. My Patience Is Almost At An End, And If Provoked Much Further I Will Place Both Countries Under American Protection, Even If I Have To Send In My Tourists To Start Trouble So I'll Have To Send In A Force To Restore Order.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.