When I Was Born I Was So

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

Brains, Integrity, And Force May Be All Very Well, But What You Need Today Is Charm. Go Ahead And Work On Your Economic Programs If You Want To, I'll Develop My Radio Personality.