They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.