They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands For And The Voters Fall For.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.