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Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.