I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.