I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

It Was Great To Be The Rock Comic, The Shock Comic. But After You've Played Giants Stadium With Bon Jovi In Front Of 82,000 People, After You've Done The 'wild Thing' Video With Jessica Hahn And Every Rock Band From Hell, You're Not Gonna Top That.

Ive Never Been Against Women. That Anti-feminist Rap Is Bogus. I Think Men Should Be Nice To Women, Buy Them Diamonds.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.