I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

Everything Can Be Satirized.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.