I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

Well, Life Was Tough, But At Least I Was Able To Live It Out And I Was Able To Face Death And Not Be Afraid.

I Started Saying Things In Church That Didn't Meet With A Lot Of Approval - Like 'jesus Isn't Coming Back.' They Started Throwing Bibles.

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.