Everything Can Be Satirized.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?