I'm At The Age Now Where Just

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.