I'm At The Age Now Where Just

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.