If It's A Good Script I'll Do

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.