I'm A Wiseass And A Smartass, And

Bill Clinton May In Fact Be Moving Back Into The White House. And Coincidentally I'm Thinking About Moving Back Into My Mother's House.

I'm A Wiseass And A Smartass, And I Always Have Been.

Next In Importance To Having A Good Aim Is To Recognize When To Pull The Trigger.

Have You Seen These Republican Presidential Candidates? I Bet Obama Is Sorry Now That He Spent All That Money On The New Birth Certificate.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.