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If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

Boys Can Be Disgusting. You Can't Leave Us Alone For Any Length Of Time Because We Will Burn Something, Blow Something Up Or Paint Something. We're Just Obnoxious.