To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand

I Don't Understand Why It Has To Be Either - Or - Either Socialism Or Democracy. Why Can't We Combine Things To Get The Best Of Each System?

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.