If It Doesn't Say Binford On It,

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

I Love Women. I Actually Prefer Girls, As A Parent, Because They Disappoint At A Different Age. They Go Through That, "dad's An Idiot," Which Lasted A Little Longer Than I'd Like.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

Jill : What Causes Sibling Rivalry? Tim : Having More Than One Kid!

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.