If It Doesn't Say Binford On It,

My Stepfather Stepped In Where No Man Would've Stepped In - Six Kids, Five Of Them Boys - And That's Heroic.

I Used To Live An Isolated Existence, Even In Relationships, But Now My Family Knows Me For Who I Really Am. Mostly, That's A Good Thing.

My Dad's Death Reminds Me Of Earthquakes - Things That Shake Your Foundation.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.

I'm A Creative Guy, Artistically With Graphics.