I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.