I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

Use A Screwdriver Instead Of A Hammer. Try To Untighten The Nut With Your Hand. Utilize The Path Of Least Resistance First.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

Speeding Is Like Drugs. It Makes Everything Come At You Fast, And When You Go Back To Normal Driving, Safe Driving, Prudent Driving, It Seems Boring. That's The Danger Of Drugs. At First It's Intoxicating, But Then The Rest Of Your Life You're Trying To Find That Very First Time. It Never Is The Same.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.