I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides, This Is Just The Manufacturer's Opinion On How To Put This Together.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

In My Experience, It's All Wonderful With Girls Until About 16. Around That Time, Boys Kind Of Calm Down And Start Focusing Their Testosterone. Girls Get A Little Challenging, Especially For Fathers.

I Am A Thespian Trapped In A Man's Body.