I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern

I Don't Believe Athletes Should Be Role Models. . . . We're A One-shot Deal, One In A Million, So We Should Be The Least Likely Role Models. . . . I Think One Of The Problems In Society Today Is That We Don't Stress Education Enough, Because We Glorify Athletes, Actors And Actresses.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of Your Life

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.