I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes Him Out Of The Conversation. He Can Win As Much As He Wants To.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.