The Meek May Inherit The Earth, But

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.