I Played Against Him (wilkins) In College.

Poor People Cannot Rely On The Government To Come To Help You In Times Of Need. You Have To Get Your Education. Then Nobody Can Control Your Destiny.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

I Think You Have An Obligation To Be Honest.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.