Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.