I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.