Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.