Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.