Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.