I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.