I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.