Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.