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I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.