Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

My First Job As A Kid Was Going From Door To Door Selling Christmas Cards, To Raise Money For My Grandmother's Hip Replacement. Because, You Know... You Break It, You Buy It.

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.