Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

When I Was A Kid, My Goodness, Corporate America Was A Bunch Of Stolid White Guys In Gray Suits Trying To Be Serious, And Now It's Stolid White Guys In Gray Suits Trying To Be Funny.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.