I Caught My Wife In Bed With

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.