I Caught My Wife In Bed With

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

My Girlfriend Said, Just Buy Me Something Crazy And Expensive, Something I Don't Even Need! So, I Signed Her Up For Radiation Treatment.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.