I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.