I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.