I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?