I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.