I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.