I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.