I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.