I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With

When I Found Out I Could Write I Was Shocked! I Didn't Know I Could Write.

I Certainly Have Warm Relationships With People, But You Choose The People You Have Those Relationships With. There Are Some People I Don't Bother With.

You'd Only Write What You Know And What You Know Is What You Do And The People You Know. So You'd Write About Them Or The People You Have Met Casually. It's Part Of Your Life.

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.