I Write Books That Way - I

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

Shared Joy Is A Double Joy; Shared Sorrow Is Half A Sorrow. ~swedish Proverb Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Like Is Most Important.

Improvisation Is Just Writing In Front Of An Audience.

I Think That Comedy Really Tells You How It Is. The Other Thing About Comedy Is That - You Don't Even Know If You're Failing In Drama, But You Do Know When You're Failing In Comedy. When You Go To A Comedy And You Don't Hear Anybody Laughing, You Know That You've Failed.