Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life

A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.

I'm An Entertainer And I Entertain People And They Entertain Me Back By Asking Questions. And Some Of Them I Answer.

Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life Is Most Important.

I Only Please Myself. I Figure I'm Just One Of Many People. I'm Not That Different From Anybody Else And I Don't Have Great Language - I'm Very Ordinary.

Give Yourself An Impossible Task And Solve It - Then You've Got A Really Good Story.