Shared Joy Is A Double Joy; Shared

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

Everybody Wants To Laugh - You Know That. They Need To Laugh... People Need To Laugh.

I'm Not A Believer, I Call Myself An Atheist. It Was Man Who Invented God. I Once Wrote That There Are 15 Things I Know About God, And One Is That He Is Allergic To Shellfish. There Are Far Too Many Commandments And You Really Only Need One: Do Not Hurt Anybody.

I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With Words.

My Father Was A Watchmaker And An Inventor. I Saw Him Working In The House Every Day. The Work Ethic, I Got From Him. He Worked Hard And He Never Complained About It.