I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.