I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full

Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.

Wrong Is For Other People.

When Love Is Out Of Your Life, You're Through In A Way. Because While It Is There It's Like A Motor That's Going, You Have Such Vitality To Do Things, Big Things, Because Love Is Goosing You All The Time.