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I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.