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For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.
-Fanny Brice
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For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An
Fanny Brice
For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.
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