For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

Wrong Is For Other People.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.