For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.