I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They

But I Think You Can Make Fun Of Anything As Long As It's Funny Enough.

In The Big Picture, Life Has A Gap In It. It Just Does. You Don't Go Crazy Trying To Fill It.

I Got Jury Duty And I Didn't Want To Go, So My Friend Said, "you Should Write Something Really Really Racist On The Form When You Return It. Like, You Should Put 'i Hate Chinks'." And I Said, "i'm Not Going To Put That On There Just To Get Out Of Jury Duty. I Don't Want People To Think That About Me." So Instead I Wrote, "i Love Chinks." And Who Doesn't?

I Have No Religion. But Culturally I Can't Escape It; I'm Very Jewish.

I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.