The Female Nudity In Movies Is Always

I Don't Think There Is A Woman In Her 40s Who Doesn't, Kind Of, Examine Herself In The Mirror.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

If You Decide To Do Comedy That Involves Risk, Risk Means Risk, And You Can't Complain Of Flesh Wounds If You Sit Down At The Table To Play.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."