I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.