I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.