I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.