I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now